Rosey Corner Creations: When Cheese Attacks

Monday, August 2, 2010

When Cheese Attacks

If you're going to shake the Parmesan cheese really hard to break up the cheese balls please be sure the lid is on tight!

After the cheese went flying everywhere this is what I heard.

Baby Girl: Gannoli, Gannoli! (Not sure what this means, maybe she was copying me)
Me: HOLY CANOLLI!
Oldest Son: Holy flying cheese batman!
Middle Son: Why do the dairy products keep exploding at our house! (a couple of weeks ago a brand new gallon of milk got dropped and exploded in the kitchen - milk EVERYWHERE!)
Youngest Son: OH MAN!
Oldest of All-Second Mother-Girly Girl: What happened? -----There's cheese in your hair mom.

Youngest Son grabbed the camera so we could record this for our posterity.

And this dude grabbed the broom and started cleaning up the floor before I was even sure what had happened.

Then he turned the broom into a guitar and took a second to serenade us as Elvis.
Elvis has cleaned the building!

Yes, we are a lively group!

Please, consider this just a friendly warning. Cheese can attack!

1 comment:

Lynnie said...: haha, I saw this and totally laughed out loud. So funny-; August 12, 2010 at 10:25 AM

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Things We Never Thought We'd Say But We Have. (We meaning mostly me and my dear husband.)

If you smile a lot now, when you're old you'll look like you're smiling all the time. Even if you're not. It's really much better to have people think you're always happy than to say, "She's not mean that's just her face."
Pickles are nature's way of saying, "Enjoy a cucumber this winter."
The science fair is not called "The Evil Science Fair" for a reason. We really should avoid blowing things up. That means no dry-ice bombs even if you claim to be doing research on greenhouse gases.
Mold doesn't grow that fast! If it did we'd all be covered in it and/or be dead. (Said in response to a daughter thinking mold had grown on her ice-cream in less than five minutes and she was going to get sick and die from it.)
Lift your arms so I can hit you. (A sister said to a brother)
Don't eat the cat food.
Don't eat dog food!
Fair is fair. If you get to shoot an apple off your brother's head, he get's to shoot an apple off your head.
Take the fork out of your nose!
Bubba-nick? Do you mean Bubonic? As in Bubonic Plague?
No you won't get bubba-nick, I mean the bubonic plague.
You should name your first child Bubba-nick!
You can not get botulism from drinking out of your cup that has been setting on the counter for 2 minutes.
You don't have throat cancer.
You don't have leprosy.
It's rough when my fans don't adore me.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hypothermia.
Mountain men don't wear short shorts.
Do you REALLY HAVE to talk like Tarzan at the table?
DROP the monkey!
There IS a striking similarity between the "Cowboy" dance and the "Potty" dance. It's easy to get them confused.
How do you spell "Mohican"?
Buffalo gives me gas.
Don't gargle your jello!
We do not throw snowballs at other people's Christmas decorations.
Get off your little sister, she is not a horse!
Take your underwear out of your mouth!
No singing with your mouth full.
Just don't lick the couch. Okay?!
Don't stick your nose in your sister's mouth.
That's what happens when you stick your nose in your sister's mouth.
Don't throw that salamander!
Stop hitting your sister with a lobster!
Take the plumb pit out of your nose!